Not very scary at all, actually. It sounds playful and fun. For shame, NYTimes, this will hardly get people running around in a panic.
Pretty low. If you bring MRSA home and get it on your pet, the pet can act as a petri dish and breed it, and then give it back to you. However, even if you did this, there’s only a 2% chance you would actually get infected.
[ NYTimes.com ]